we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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