I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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