I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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