my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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