Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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