I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Drunk is not a location!
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