does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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