We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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