Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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