My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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