"it" just moved
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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