I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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