He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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