if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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