i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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