David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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