hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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