i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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