Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1