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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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  Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

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  you spelled her name wrong

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  not you too!!

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up

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• (561): View more from Florida

  So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.

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• (562): View more from California

  When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that

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