Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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