I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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