I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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