HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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