I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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