I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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