He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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