If i come over, it means nothing
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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