Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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