I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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