ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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