I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Randomize
