I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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