And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
