i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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