I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i just had sex bonerless
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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