well you can't waste a boner
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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