Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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Is Oprah even human
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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