hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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