also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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