We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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