Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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