Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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