Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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