So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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