i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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