Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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