Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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