You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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