There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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