Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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