I CAN MOONWALK!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So much rum. So many feels.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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