protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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