We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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