Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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